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♔WONDERFUL TONIGHT♪

venomkid-64:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

So many grammatical errors!

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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221cbakerstreet:

tyrell’s words should be ‘we give no fucks’

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY CUBONE …oh.

slay-z:

hamburgerjack:

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pokemon-xy-news:

NEW REGION NAMED KAROS

YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE THE HAIR AND SKIN SHADE OF YOUR PLAYER

MAIN CITY NAMED MIARE

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

nathanielgregory:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

woah man tornado wornado in effect

DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING

we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!

i swear to god

malformalady:

A piebald deer is a deer with a brown and white spotting pattern which is not caused by parasites or diseases. They can appear to be almost entirely white. In addition to the non-standard coloration, other differences have been observed: bowing or Roman nose, overly arched spine (scoliosis), long tails, short legs, and underbites.

malformalady:

A piebald deer is a deer with a brown and white spotting pattern which is not caused by parasites or diseases. They can appear to be almost entirely white. In addition to the non-standard coloration, other differences have been observed: bowing or Roman nose, overly arched spine (scoliosis), long tails, short legs, and underbites.

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware