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♔WONDERFUL TONIGHT♪
snowfleuries inquired: "THOSE ARE A BUNCH OF DIRTY LIES. you write like a blessing of unicorns in a meadow prancing to that song from that robot unicorn attack game only instead of running and exploding stars their running types out words and the stars are periods and when they hit them it's like BAM SENTENCE DONE. +100 POINTS. FUCK YEAH."

You’re so dumb I love you so much oh my gosh I’m publishing this one cos I need to have it in my blog so I can look at it when I feel dumb and stupid like this omg :’(((( <3

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I’ve never played Roboto Unicorn Attack or whatever, so I had to go to YouTube to hear the song lmao

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING RIDICULOUS THING IN THE WORLD LMFAOOOO WHAT THE HELL LMAOOOOOOO HOWLING HELP

(okay okay opening that one fetus of mine the St. Claire one let’s see what I can dooooo)

snowfleuries replied to your post: I am so fucking done with this fucking fandom omfg…

are you talking about supernatural because omg i don’t caaaaaaaaaaaare but it’s all over my dash because i swear no one tags anything about it

U G H that’s not the one I was talking about BUT IT IS ONE THAT HAS BEEN PISSING ME OFF SO MUCH LATELY TOO BECAUSE JESUS I’M SO SICK OF IT AND HALF THE PEOPLE DON’T TAG IT AND I’M SICK OF EVERYONE’S FACES AND GOD

I’M NOT ASKING PEOPLE TO NOT POST IT

I JUST WISH THEY’D TAG IT

SO I NEVER

HAVE

TO

SEE IT

AGAIN

/fUCK/

snowfleuries replied to your post: snowfleuries replied to your post: zara when are…

you should send him back the shirt after when it’s covered in body fluids and cat placenta :) [i am a shitty person lol]

OMFG AKLJDFLKADLFALKDLA LMFAO I’M CRYYYYYING OMGGG aklfjdklfajd that would be woooow what a fucking thing to do lmao I WISH I COULD TOO LIKE I WISH I WAS BIG ENOUGH but alkjfldkaj u g h I take the easy route cos anything more than that makes me want to throw up. It’s enough to know that it’ll have kitty fluids and cat placenta and bloodiness on it. :’))))

snowfleuries replied to your post: zara when are you going to give birth I’m getting…

…what

pretty sure Zara is preggers, dude. :| and I don’t want to take her to a shelter cos, well, I’VE KIND OF GROWN A LITTLE FOND OF HER (okay a lot fond against my desires) BUT ALSO COS IDK WHAT IF THEY DON’T WANT A PREGGY KITTY :’((( so

I have

a pregnant cat

that I took in

like

she has decided to pay back my kindness by birthing fucking babies or something idfk klajfdkljfak

but it’s okay I set up a birthing nest/box using a shirt of my father’s that somehow made its way to my house and it made me feel really good about how much I hate him 8-)))

snowfleuries replied to your post: from h8 rage to disappointed want to cry to angry…

BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE~

dontwakemeupimdreaming replied to your post: from h8 rage to disappointed want to cry to angry…

I want to give you a hug :(

girlswhoturnintowolves replied to your post: from h8 rage to disappointed want to cry to angry…

YO IMMA LET YOUR HORMONES FINISH BUT FIRST i love you and youre awesome :*

bURST INTO TEARS BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO LOVELY AND WONDERFUL AND AUUUGGGH YOU FILL ME WITH SOME OF THE HAPPIEST FEELIIIIIINGGGSSS AND IT’S NOT FAIR THAT EVERYONE I REALLY ENJOY LIVES SO FAR AWAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

<3333333333333333333333333333

snowfleuries replied to your post: snowfleuries replied to your post: I JUST WANT TO…

my iphone like flipped out the other day because suddenly tumblr was taking up like 4 gigs of space all on its own and i was like UM WTF WHY??? and i had to delete the app and reinstall it and i still don’t get wtf happened. phones are so dumb :(

omf /FOUR GIGS/?! CHRIST!!!!!! (I don’t even have that much internal space by the way) (lmao isn’t that fucking pathetic? omg) alfkjdlfkjaldk BUT WOOOOW THAT IS SO WEIRD????? I wonder wtf. :| like. idk if it could build up that much cache???? I WOULDN’T EXPECT SO but alkfjdlkfjadljk omfg

I just. :/ I have this one app and I can’t move it to my SD card and I can’t back up anything on it so it just steadily takes up space until I want to cry and JESUS JUST LET ME INDIVIDUALLY PRUNE SHIT OR /SOMETHING/ rolls away and sobs into your pillow

snowfleuries replied to your post: I JUST WANT TO MOVE MY STUPID 25MB APP TO MY SD…

if you delete my clockwork princess texts, i will know in my heart, and then i will weep

I could NEVER. like, I feel guilty enough about it??? and I only deleted Jamie’s and afkljdlkafjdlkja I’m p sure it might’ve been in that thread when he texted me about his grandma dying and just :’( idk I FEEL BAD ABOUT DELETING TEXTS EVEN THO I KNOW IT’S NOT REALLY A LIFE OR DEATH DEAL

I’m contemplating my willingness to pay like, 5 dollars for some cloud storage space too so I can back up some texts just cos :|||| aljfkdlkaj I’M SO DUMB AND SENTIMENTAL but there’s some people whose texts I can’t and won’t delete

so I got rid of Facebook on my phone (not like I was actually using it, anyway) and Jamie’s thread (:/!!!!!) and yeah. I’ll just. See how I can manage because August 20 is far away but I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I CAN GET MY NEW FUCKING PHONE AND JUST LAKJFDJFALDKJFALKJ

IT’LL BE NICE TO HAVE ACTUAL /INTERNAL/ STORAGE SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MY PHONE BARFING AT ME 8-( christ lord aljfdlkfjakljd

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO MICHELLE I STILL HAVE ALL OUR TEXTS FROM WHEN I FIRST GOT MY PHONE :3

snowfleuries replied to your post: so. um. idk if you know this. but don’t rant about…

…*mumbles* it might have been grayson…

DAMMIT GRAYSON THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!!!!!!

snowfleuries inquired: "so. um. idk if you know this. but don't rant about death with the megaphone in university life. the grim reaper will kill you and you'll be like oh, well, wtf do i do now."

This is, admittedly, better suited for my TS3 blog, but anyway, I AM SORRY BUT I AM LAUGHING AND WHO WOUND UP DYING? WAS IT GRAYSON??? IT MUST’VE BEEN I CAN’T IMAGINE EMMY RANTING ABOUT DEATH OH MY GOD WAS HE /PROTESTING/ DEATH?????

OF COURSE DEATH WOULD COME FOR HIM. THE GRIM REAPER DOESN’T TAKE KINDLY TO THAT LAJFDLAJ LMFAOOOOOOO OMFGGGG

I.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT’S AWFUL OH MY GOSH.

(Did you know tho that unlucky and clumsy sims who die at the hands of their unluckiness and clumsiness are often given life again because Death PITIES THEM AND FINDS THEM ENTERTAINING????)

(Death has some problems - his immortality being one of them.)

avengerisms replied to your post: POOJA I WAS JUST REMINDED TEEN WOLF SEASON 3…

KHUNNIIIIIEEEEE. YOU HAVE FOUND THE WAY TO KEEP ME GOING WITH TEEN WOLF (b/c lol it’s so cheesy but sdlghdflkhsklhdfklh) AND YAY TV PLANS :’)))) OKAY POOJA STOP STARING AND SIGHING HOPELESSLY AT KHUNNIE

I just know the best way to get your attention, clearly. ;D

but OH I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE WANTING TO QUIT IT? If you still are, then I won’t push you or anything. The cheese factor is kind of what I really like about it myself? BUT YOU KNOW. If it’s not your cup of coffee, then that’s all good

BUT EITHER WAY. WE HAVE DREAM HIGH TONIGHT and I am looking forward to it cos I have been steadily creeping into a shittier and shittier mood for no reason

(spoiler alert: my period is totes on its way)

ANYWAY you know

your call on Teen Wolf :3

avengerisms replied to your post: snowfleuries replied to your post:…

holy what the ever loving fuck a TARANTULA. THANK YOU, MICHELLE. I’M SURE ASHLIE WAS WAITING TO TELL ME (lol maybe not GAWD ASHLIE TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK OR SOMETHING???)

LMFAO YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND STOP GANGING UP ON ME LMAO OMFGGGGG LOOK.

I FORGOT

ABOUT

THE STUPID

TARANTULA

I WOULD HAVE WARNED HER, I /SWEAR/ OKAY????? :’((((( IT DIDN’T HAVE AN IMPACT ON ME I HAD FORGOTTEN omg :’((((((

/rolls away

snowfleuries replied to your post: absoluteabstract replied to your post:…

why the fuck would you want a tarantula on your blog omfg HOW COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT. omg thinking about it makes me twitchy omfg


LMAOOOOOO I AM SORRY I DON’T MEANT TO LAUGH BECAUSE YOU KNOW SPIDER TRAUMA IS LEGIT like Dustin HATES spiders with a PASSION even tho I’m like k whatever set it free NO SMASH IT so :|

ANYWAY MUCH AS I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NEAT TO HAVE A TRANSPARENT TARANTULA (and the commentary was really funny “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?” “It’s transparent isn’t it cool?” “IT’S NOT COOL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”) I did NOT DO IT BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD H9 ME A LITTLE 5EVER :( <3

absoluteabstract replied to your post: absoluteabstract replied to your post:…

eli…/sighs its just like baby honeyi love you to death but pls stop and aurgh k indie im decidedly shit at picking out voices in that genre like i know 10cm’s lead when i hear him ((bc god his voice is heavenly)) but standing egg and no reply? no

I JUST. IDK. I REALLY DON’T CARE FOR ELI??? I find him kind of annoying and some of the shit he says makes me want to punch him and I USED TO BE OKAY WITH HIM but I’ve grown steadily more and more annoyed by him and just WE GOT RID OF XANDER BUT KEPT ELI WTF IS THIS SHIT?????

but yeeeeaaah I can’t tell you anything about k indie yet except that WOW THERE’S SOME PRETTY STUFF and yeah. It’s an entirely different place to navigate and I just haven’t gotten there.

snowfleuries replied to your post: POOJA I WAS JUST REMINDED TEEN WOLF SEASON 3…

PS THERE IS A FUCKING SHOT OF A TARANTULA IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCENE IN THE CHEM LAB IN SEASON 2. ASHLIE WON’T TELL YOU THAT BUT NO ONE SHOULD HAVE A FUCKING TARANTULA SPRUNG ON THEM LIKE THAT.


LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT OKAY? IT WASN’T AS TRAUMATIZING TO ME AS IT WAS TO YOU AND IF I HAD REMEMBERED I WOULD HAVE TOOOOOLD YOU BUT I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT IT LOOK I’M NOT /THAT/ AWFUL I SAW A TRANSPARENT TARANTULA GIF EARLIER THAT I COULD HAVE REBLOGGED AND TAGGED FOR YOU BUT I DIDN’T BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND THAT WOULD BE MEAN.

snowfleuries replied to your post: snowfleuries replied to your post: OMG YOU WATCH…

YOU CAN BLAME JACLYN. HER COMPUTER DIED AND SHE USUALLY PUT UP WITH ALL MY HOCKEY TALK SO WHILE SHE WAS AWOL, I NEEDED SOMEONE TO SCREAM MY FEELINGS AT AND YOU WERE SO NICE AS TO CODDLE ME THROUGH FLYERS FEELS AND CROSBY JAW BREAKING

GOSH MICHELLE WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY I FEEL LIKE A SECOND CHOICE BACK UP OPTION ;DD (I kid I kid <3) BUT LOOK THAT JAW BREAKING WAS RIDIIIIIIIIIIC AND WINE WASN’T ENOUGH TO GET YOU THROUGH THE FLYERS SO. ;A; SOMEONE HAD TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND KEEP YOU FROM DOING SOMETHING STUPID like howling into the night and waking your poor neighbors ;DDD

snowfleuries replied to your post: OMG YOU WATCH HOCKEY *high five*

(i really appreciate the trying to learn option!! :D EVERYONE AT WORK JUST SMILES AND NODS AND IT MAKES ME SAD BECAUSE I’M LIKE AHHH YOU DON’T /UNDERSTAND/ *dramatic sigh* lmao) BUT YES ASHLIE CONTINUE COMING TO THE HOCKEY DARKSIDE.

It turned out the whole just smile and nod option wasn’t working out too well for me OKAY MOSTLY COS I ADMIT IT I’M AN INDULGENT PEOPLE PLEASER AND I LIKE TO BE IN ON THE THINGS MY FRIENDS ARE AND BECAUSE YOU NEEDED SOMEONE YOU COULD FAAAAANGIIIIIRRRRL WITH AND IT WAS THE LEAST I COULD DO /flops around dramatically but the point is you were talking about it all the time and how could I NOT at least try to invest myself a little? :DDDD