If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
"A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one."
make ourselves smaller so we take up less physical space, and are therefore less threatening. same reason we shave and play stupid. infantilise ourselves, we are not strong, you have us.
math is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% fuck this i’m fucking done
*Oh my God.
In every P.E class there is always that one person who thinks they are in the fucking Olympics.
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
While it may be easier to believe sensationalized, false “facts” about bully breeds that they attack unprovoked, most dogs do not. Dogs give very clear indications of their moods when they are encountering strangers or new situations. LEARN THE BODY LANGUAGE.
YES. This essential for everyone who spends any time near dogs at any point of their lives.
“unprovoked” bites rarely ever happen, if at all.
“Don’t eat raw cookie dough” is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions.”
If you say “Money won’t buy you happiness!”, it means you’ve probably never needed to seriously worry about your income.
“You can’t take a joke” is usually just code for “I’m an asshole, stop bringing attention to the fact that I’m a shitty person”