I know this is Clayface as Bruce but, man, Capullo drew one really handsome Bruce Wayne in Batman #20.
I don’t even care if anyone would see them. Only I would know about the awesome things going on under my shirt. Not just the regular awesome either.
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BAT BRAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m just kinda tickled pink about the idea of having Batman’s angry on my boob.
Sometimes Batman just does not know how to have normal conversations.
*Batman never knows how to have normal conversations.
Why are you decorating a Christmas tree in your batsuit
Why are you so fucking kawaii
Decorating a tree is SERIOUS BUSINESS, CLARK.
Bruce’s method for dealing with his Robins is to grab them by the scruff of their necks and capes, like kittens.
Bonus: Tim’s been on the receiving end enough times that he can now expertly execute it as well -
Clark: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD…
Bruce: Stop it.
Clark: SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!
Bruce: You promised.
Clark: TELL ME PRINCESS, WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?
Bruce: I was eight. It decided on justice.
IT DECIDED ON JUSTICE
…people are still reblogging this. I feel like I should find the artist and send them a fruit basket or something.