Dear Home Depot this is an emergency
How much do I have to pay you to please deliver 2 or 3 bottles of drain-o stuff?
My basement has flooded, the drain is clogged, and today is Father’s Day. If I tell Dad he’s going to be pissed but if I wait my basement will probably flood even more oh god oh god oh GOD what do I do help help :(((
P.S: the plunger won’t work, whatever gross clog is in there is too far down and there’s lots of nasty black standing water and I don’t want to tell my dad cos he’ll yell help :(